specula the door

Mom: Here are some boxes for moving out of AOII
Me: You know I cannot use boxes that have the word "vaginal" on them. Guys from church might be helping me!
Mom: Yeah, you're probably right (walks into the office to grab a pen)

...

Me: I can still see it through the sharpie! Can you cover up "specula," too?!?
Mom: The word specula just means that it opens something
Me: Hmm, like specula the door?!?

....

I mean, can you see the faces of guys if they saw this box?!?  Thank goodness no one is coming to help me besides family.

This is the embaressment that you suffer for having a parent in the medical field. 

If you want any vagina boxes or viagra/can't-get-it-up medication pens I'd be happy to send them to you.  And no, these are not going to Utah. 

Comments

[shan]

that is HILARIOUS! Oh I would just die!
Thanks so much for the laugh. :o)

[Keya]

That's so funny!

[Mindy Emenaker]

I am dyin' over here!!! Have a safe and fun adventure in Utah!!

[Emme]

I loved your comment on cjane. Your blog is great and I love the blog book. Good luck in Utah.